Two players control Fred and Greg, in a coy dance of that classic video game theme: sodomy. Players 1 and 2 take turns chasing each other around a barren 2D playfield (use your imagination: prison? a public washroom? private school? choir practice?) attempting to symbolically penetrate each other via their priapic avatars. The excited, active player gets points for penetrating the rear of the other, while the "bottom" attempts to evade the attentions of his thorny companion. Every minute and 45 seconds, the roles switch.